Strange Emails

Since I put the Contact Us link on top I started to get strange emails. Not spam mind you, just emails that seem very out of place. Today I got one which I thought I would share with you as an example:

Dear Sir/Ma

Good day to u how are u and ur kindred hope all is moving fine with u am Mr Ganiyu am from Nigeria i played footbal for Julius Beger football club in Ibadan state.

Am a good player and am looking for a club that l can share my talent with please l will be happy if u can really have in ur club.

I will be looking forward to hear from u soon.

Thanks
Ganiyu

update: Here is another example of an email I just received:

i just want to know that if you have medical based pathology book exp. (D. M. L. T.) if u have this type of book so pls send me a mail as soon as possible.

Ali


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  1. Ron Jeremy's Vaseline says:

    Mark, I have an idea as extra money on the side. You can be a sports agent and have like a little sports management agency. You can post pictures of players and showcase their talents to the local clubs and you can get a percentage of their contracts. I think it’ll be a good idea for you.

  2. ahmed says:

    Did some research on the team. The owners are planning close the team. Couldnt find anything on the player.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Berger_FC

  3. Mo Hat says:

    looks like a spam email, in which later they ask for personal details like home address and phone, delete and reply its from nigeria.

  4. anon says:

    Any email to do with nigeria are usually scams to take your money some way some how. look it up.
    if u reply ur interest, at some point you will have to send him money or give your account details, so next day youll find that he debted your intire balance.

  5. Aziz says:

    i keep getting emails about some dead president and his daugter trying to take over his fortune.

  6. unknown says:

    lol

    maybe he is in kuwait and can’t find place for footbal

  7. Mark says:

    anon thats the 419 scam, this isn’t it.
    http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/

  8. Aziz says:

    If you really believe this is not a scam then…..
    uh, never mind.

  9. Mark says:

    scams usually involve money transfers etc.. “dear sir i just came upon 4 billion dollars because my father was the prince of wonderland” this email was a guy thinking i have some connection to the kuwait soccer team because of my brazil vs kuwait post…

  10. Aziz says:

    umm… no usually they talk to you about their problem and ask you for help or be a business partner with them. they tell you they dont want ur money. then after few emails back and forth, theyll ask you for one last favor. couple of rolex watches (or cash)to bribe someone in their government whose going to ruin the whole thing.

  11. Mark says:

    this is not the first time someone sends me an email thinking i am related to a post. you should see the emails i get from girls who think I know Masari or Dina al Sabah lol

  12. holla says:

    hahahah this is awesome. maybe he will eventually ask for relocation costs? internet + nigerian = non-stop comedy

  13. Sunny says:

    I bet these r not gonna b the last one’s. . .
    lots of weirdo’s out there.

  14. Mark d says:

    http://www.419eater.com/

    That is an AWESOME site to go to…and the fellow who created it is an expert. Check it out.

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  16. michael says:

    my name is michael ejiofor homw adrees 32 ajigbotinu street off pero bus stop agege lagos nigeria
    i just need to vome


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