Halal Pork
Nov 22, 2007
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1. wicked | November 22nd, 2007 at 5:37 pm
lol, lemme share this real incident with you guys.. i live in sydney and there is this suburb called lakemba, which is full of muslims especially lebaneses.. getting halal meat here was quite a challenge around 5-10 years ago.. so there was this chinese butcher in lakemba who used to sell non-halal meat.. so being majority of muslims in that area, a muslim butcher opened a halal meat shop just opposite of this chinese butcher.. and apparently, chinese saw a quick loss in his business.. he tried to figure out what had made the new meat shop such a boom… and he noticed, he uses “HALAL” sign outside his shop.. so the chinese made a big sign of “HALAL”.. people first tried to avoid buying from him but then thought that it would be halal, as he claims… so he saw a change in his business now… meanwhile, he noticed that his pork is not being sold much.. so next day, he made a sign of “HALAL PORK”… muslims got offended and sued him… he not only lost his business and money but wrote his name in the history.. he remains and will be a joke…
and yeah guys, this is a true story!
2. Z District | November 22nd, 2007 at 5:48 pm
wicked.. forget the post! That is hilarious! I seriously can’t believe that happened, what an idiot!
3. Midoe | November 22nd, 2007 at 6:01 pm
OMG.. That’s so funny! Those stupid people should at least do a research on the internet before they put themselves in such a situation.
4. Lexicon | November 22nd, 2007 at 6:05 pm
mark my words, the chinese will bring the world as we know it down
5. hollasmomboytoy | November 22nd, 2007 at 6:06 pm
das dis meanz we willz be gettinz the porkz in diz lovely land?
6. ??? | November 22nd, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I also once read on a packet of Turkey in France that they also have Halal pork available !
7. suspic | November 22nd, 2007 at 6:39 pm
No it’s ok, they converted the pigs before slaying them..!
8. MisTik? | November 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
thats sooo STUPID!! how can it be PORK & HALAL!! Pork is 7aram idiots
they just want the MONEY! I swear they couldnt be more stupid!
9. Moey | November 23rd, 2007 at 2:53 am
wtf lol
10. Damon Dash | November 23rd, 2007 at 4:33 am
looooool
11. Monotheist | November 23rd, 2007 at 4:37 am
Strong oxymoron.
12. Stewie | November 23rd, 2007 at 6:50 am
that unveils the processing company’s fake acts ..
they surely do this for all meat products to let muslims buy it :)
in that case muslims will eat, processors will take the sin :P
13. fatfukka | November 23rd, 2007 at 7:12 am
Seems all the alcohol consumed by Muslims in Kuwait don’t require it to have a “halal” sticker on the side. So seems just as much point to put a halal sticker on a pork chop.
14. Mark | November 23rd, 2007 at 10:30 am
fatfukka halal only applies to meat
15. Sunny | November 23rd, 2007 at 10:32 am
Wonder if this classify’s as an oxymoron???
16. Sunny | November 23rd, 2007 at 10:35 am
There’s a Halal Fisn n chips in slough.
Never knew that you can halal fish. . .
17. Nicole | November 23rd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Poor guy :D
18. LooL! | November 23rd, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Wat the hells wrong with u FATFUKKA halal is only 4 meat!!!
19. LooL! | November 23rd, 2007 at 1:10 pm
And anyway they is no alchohol in q8! !
20. Mo Hat | November 23rd, 2007 at 4:24 pm
LooL are you a 5 year old?
22. fatfukka | November 23rd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
To all those Muslims who are saying “halal” only refers to meat.
You really need to study your scriptures more. Even Wikipedia would’ve helped you from making your embarrassing mistake. Halal means forbidden, includes food, clothing, drugs, alcohol, speech.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal#.22Halal.22_the_word
23. Mo Hat | November 23rd, 2007 at 11:48 pm
‘In Arabic-speaking countries, the term is used to describe anything permissible under Islamic law, in contrast to haraam, that which is forbidden.’
Owned using your own source, what a dumbass you are.
24. Soul | November 24th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
WTF !
I guess the seal speaks a lot.
~ Soul
25. fatfukka | November 24th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
u are the dumbass Mohat. The point was that the meat is not what is considered only to be halal and/or haram. That what is forbiddin or allowed encompases all aspects of life including alcohol. To say that alcohol is haram is the same as to say it is not halal. This was a demonstration of the irony of the sticker on the pork but I think irony is maybe littel lost on you.
26. Thirsty | November 25th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Man chinese are awsome. we should definitely tell Russell Peters about this:P
27. Waleg | November 25th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Yes and Elephants fly!! :|
28. Dina | November 25th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
no fatfukka, you *are* the dumbass. for some1 lecturing others you did get owned. you confused halal and haram. loser.
way to go mo hat.
29. Fabio | November 26th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
fatfukka others r right, Halal is only 4 meat as in beef & chicken excluding pork…. dah, we know our religon more than u do… Dina is right.
32. Abdullah | June 28th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Your right, halal is not only for meat!! But it is most commonly associated with food. And to the guy regarding fish and chips, all fish is halal by default.
Salam Alaykum
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