Chuck Norris Is Tough

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  1. Biohazard says:

    The “1″ thing! LOL

    Conan was the bestest at making fun of him..I miss Conan.

    Showtime people, I loathe you and wish you a horrible horrible death involving a spoon.

  2. Marzouq says:

    No.1 You don’t joke about 300…

    No.2 This Is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Defiant says:

    Biohazard I KNOW! I love Conan, I don’t know why they stopped showing his show, I used to look forward to watching his and only his show. Now we’re stuck with that idiot and completely unfunny letterman :(

  4. Zed says:

    fuck showtime, they even stopped jay leno. whats with with??

    Conan and Jay are off, and they kept david letterman, the worst show ever on tv

    and chuck norris sucks ass

  5. eliedh says:

    Ah so showtime is hated all over the arab world!!! That’s good!!! actually everything about it suck now, not just comedy Channel (Show Comedy)

  6. steve_leb says:

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

  7. steve_leb says:

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

  8. N. says:

    Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris.

  9. Biohazard says:

    When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the earth down!

    ..

    God I hate Chuck Norris jokes, but I’m trying to blend in.

  10. Azariath says:

    The third best swordsman in the world, cuts a fly in mid air into two halves and the audience goes wild. . . . The second best swordsman slices another fly in mid air, into eight pieces on a single stroke and the audience needs restraints. Chuck Norris (world’s best swordsman) uses a paper knife and misses the fly all together and the audience is shocked. WTF ? This is the world’s best ? ? ? Chuck Norris coolly replies “The Fly Will Never Become A Father Again ! “. . . . bleh


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