Chuck Norris Is Tough

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Aug 4, 2007

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Mark and Nat, a married couple who are living in Kuwait. Mark is a creative director at an ad agency while Nat runs her own design studio called Push+Pull.
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The “1″ thing! LOL
Conan was the bestest at making fun of him..I miss Conan.
Showtime people, I loathe you and wish you a horrible horrible death involving a spoon.
No.1 You don’t joke about 300…
No.2 This Is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Biohazard I KNOW! I love Conan, I don’t know why they stopped showing his show, I used to look forward to watching his and only his show. Now we’re stuck with that idiot and completely unfunny letterman :(
fuck showtime, they even stopped jay leno. whats with with??
Conan and Jay are off, and they kept david letterman, the worst show ever on tv
and chuck norris sucks ass
Ah so showtime is hated all over the arab world!!! That’s good!!! actually everything about it suck now, not just comedy Channel (Show Comedy)
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the earth down!
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God I hate Chuck Norris jokes, but I’m trying to blend in.
The third best swordsman in the world, cuts a fly in mid air into two halves and the audience goes wild. . . . The second best swordsman slices another fly in mid air, into eight pieces on a single stroke and the audience needs restraints. Chuck Norris (world’s best swordsman) uses a paper knife and misses the fly all together and the audience is shocked. WTF ? This is the world’s best ? ? ? Chuck Norris coolly replies “The Fly Will Never Become A Father Again ! “. . . . bleh