Comments on: Chuck Norris Is Tough

By: Azariath

Azariath — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:46:38 +0000

The third best swordsman in the world, cuts a fly in mid air into two halves and the audience goes wild. . . . The second best swordsman slices another fly in mid air, into eight pieces on a single stroke and the audience needs restraints. Chuck Norris (world’s best swordsman) uses a paper knife and misses the fly all together and the audience is shocked. WTF ? This is the world’s best ? ? ? Chuck Norris coolly replies “The Fly Will Never Become A Father Again ! “. . . . bleh

By: Biohazard

Biohazard — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 16:00:56 +0000

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the earth down!

God I hate Chuck Norris jokes, but I’m trying to blend in.

By: N.

N. — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:00:22 +0000

Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris.

By: steve_leb

steve_leb — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:37:19 +0000

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

By: steve_leb

steve_leb — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:36:59 +0000

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

By: eliedh

eliedh — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:13:55 +0000

Ah so showtime is hated all over the arab world!!! That’s good!!! actually everything about it suck now, not just comedy Channel (Show Comedy)

By: Zed

Zed — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:15:47 +0000

fuck showtime, they even stopped jay leno. whats with with??

Conan and Jay are off, and they kept david letterman, the worst show ever on tv

and chuck norris sucks ass

By: Defiant

Defiant — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:50:05 +0000

Biohazard I KNOW! I love Conan, I don’t know why they stopped showing his show, I used to look forward to watching his and only his show. Now we’re stuck with that idiot and completely unfunny letterman :(

By: Marzouq

Marzouq — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 21:53:16 +0000

No.1 You don’t joke about 300…

No.2 This Is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Biohazard

Biohazard — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 21:24:48 +0000

The “1″ thing! LOL

Conan was the bestest at making fun of him..I miss Conan.

Showtime people, I loathe you and wish you a horrible horrible death involving a spoon.