Chuck Norris Is Tough

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  1. 1. Biohazard | August 5th, 2007 at 12:24 am

    The “1″ thing! LOL

    Conan was the bestest at making fun of him..I miss Conan.

    Showtime people, I loathe you and wish you a horrible horrible death involving a spoon.

  2. 2. Marzouq | August 5th, 2007 at 12:53 am

    No.1 You don’t joke about 300…

    No.2 This Is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 3. Defiant | August 5th, 2007 at 7:50 am

    Biohazard I KNOW! I love Conan, I don’t know why they stopped showing his show, I used to look forward to watching his and only his show. Now we’re stuck with that idiot and completely unfunny letterman :(

  4. 4. Zed | August 5th, 2007 at 9:15 am

    fuck showtime, they even stopped jay leno. whats with with??

    Conan and Jay are off, and they kept david letterman, the worst show ever on tv

    and chuck norris sucks ass

  5. 5. eliedh | August 5th, 2007 at 11:13 am

    Ah so showtime is hated all over the arab world!!! That’s good!!! actually everything about it suck now, not just comedy Channel (Show Comedy)

  6. 6. steve_leb | August 5th, 2007 at 11:36 am

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

  7. 7. steve_leb | August 5th, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

  8. 8. N. | August 5th, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris.

  9. 9. Biohazard | August 5th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the earth down!

    ..

    God I hate Chuck Norris jokes, but I’m trying to blend in.

  10. 10. Azariath | August 6th, 2007 at 6:46 am

    The third best swordsman in the world, cuts a fly in mid air into two halves and the audience goes wild. . . . The second best swordsman slices another fly in mid air, into eight pieces on a single stroke and the audience needs restraints. Chuck Norris (world’s best swordsman) uses a paper knife and misses the fly all together and the audience is shocked. WTF ? This is the world’s best ? ? ? Chuck Norris coolly replies “The Fly Will Never Become A Father Again ! “. . . . bleh

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