Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
Taken from Single Grain
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9 Comments, add your own...
1. fadibou | April 11th, 2007 at 11:50 am
At least you can shower alone after 6 Not along with 6 others. :)
2. afterstorm | April 11th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Well you do get your own money not a money that you won and may get killed for.
3. Biohazard | April 11th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
In prison, if you bend over in the shower that’s it. Say goodbye to your so called manhood.
I want to live in that Austrian prison you posted about. I’d kill you just to get in it.. :)
4. Marzouq | April 11th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I’m too braindead to be at work today!!!
5. mishref | April 11th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
How come no one said that this is old ? .. I was betting that the 4 previous comments will be all complaints about how old this joke is .. weired :/
6. Dee | April 11th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Iv seen this b4- pretty funny tho eh :P
7. Armani_Exchange | April 11th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
IN PRISON: you are a prisoner…
AT WORK: you are a worker :)
8. vampire | April 12th, 2007 at 10:14 am
damn i have work today at 23:00 hrs
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