Salaries in Kuwait

I was just given this link by a friend (Holla), the site helps you figure out how much of a salary you can make in a certain proffesion in a certain city. Its only meant to check US cities BUT, if you type a certain proffesion and for the city you put Kuwait you still get funny results. Here are some interesting ones we found:

What – Where – Average Salary
Creative Director – Kuwait – $84,000
Dentist – Kuwait – $128,000
Ministry – Kuwait – $34,000
Hooker – Kuwait – $41,000
Crack Whore – Kuwait – $208,000
Egyptian – Kuwait – $12,000
Black People – Kuwait – $89,000
Whitey – Kuwait – $72,000
Hot Chick – Kuwait – $48,000
Hot Guy – Kuwait – $16,000
Shark – Kuwait – $75,000

Try to find some cool ones and post them in the comments below [Link]



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  1. 1. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    pig – kuwait= 16,000
    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=pig&l1=kuwait&tm=1

    do they mean a cop? lol

  2. 2. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    nomad (AKA bedouin LOL) – 47,000

    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=nomad&l1=kuwait&tm=1

  3. 3. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:11 pm

  4. 4. Flippa X | September 27th, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    Street mime – $27,000

  5. 5. Marzouq | September 27th, 2006 at 1:24 pm

  6. 6. Marzouq | September 27th, 2006 at 1:25 pm

  7. 7. moocherx | September 27th, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    gay, kuwait = $36,000
    lesbian, kuwait = $36,000
    bisexual, kuwait = $76,000

    See, it pays to diversify.

  8. 8. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    god- 28,000

    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=god&l1=kuwait&tm=1

    jesus- 54,000!!!!

    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=jesus&l1=kuwait&tm=1

    shit the son makes more than daddy!!!

    prophet- 18,000 only, shit this thing is so racist

    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=prophet&l1=kuwait&tm=1

  9. 9. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    marzouq i know it sucks but it’s true. i make nothing :(

  10. 10. chr0nik | September 27th, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    ok who wants to be a terrorist..good pay :)
    terrorist – kuwait – 67,000
    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=terrorist&l1=kuwait&tm=1

  11. 11. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    oh shit kuwaitt must have only one really rich rabbi

    rabbi-196,000

    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=rabbi&l1=kuwait&tm=1

  12. 12. Ozy | September 27th, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    Apparently you get a good pay if you’re an Lol.

    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=Lol&l1=kuwait&tm=1

    $47,000

  13. 13. Ozy | September 27th, 2006 at 1:35 pm

  14. 14. Mark | September 27th, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    she male = $54,000

  15. 15. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:44 pm

  16. 16. holla | September 27th, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    kuwait local gangs-

    crew x-31,000

    http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=crew+x&l1=kuwait&tm=1

    Kuwait Street Gangstas (KSG)- 0

    3isaabat bu jasoom- 0

  17. 17. moocherx | September 27th, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    Palestinian, Kuwait = $18,000
    Israeli, Kuwait = $23,000

  18. 18. Marzouq | September 27th, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    damn dude! the Rabbi makes a shitload of money!

  19. 19. moocherx | September 27th, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    Sperm Donor, Kuwait = $38,000
    Stripper, Kuwait = $21,000
    Psychiatrist, Kuwait = $138,000

  20. 20. ** | September 27th, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    its not real:S its the same in every country!
    Type hooker in kuwait and hooker in egypt ! u’ll get the same sallary;p

  21. 21. 767 | September 27th, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    yeah its not true.. + in kuwait u cant donate sperm its against the islamic law..

  22. 22. mocman | September 27th, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    marijuana dealer $54,000
    FT tech support $25,000
    united net tech support $61,000
    FT VP tech support $89,000
    moc $64,000

  23. 23. sknk | September 27th, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    idiot – kuwait – $56,000

    yup sounds about right for a midlevel ministry worker here :P

  24. 24. welsh_gal | September 28th, 2006 at 8:41 am

    monkey – $19,000
    lion – $57,000
    camel – $67,000
    girrafe – $23,000
    deer – $31,000
    wolf – $31,000

    how can the zoo afford to pay these salaries? :)

  25. 25. steve marco | September 28th, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    what about non educated lebanese, belive me they took more than they deserve

  26. 26. The United Colors of Racism | September 28th, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    Interesting….there appears to be a glaring pay differential between sperm donors & egg donors in this country, and between Lebanese and Egyptian gigolos.

    Why such gender and nationality bias??? To foot-note my comment; I think it’s ludicrous also that anyone should have to fork out that kind of money to the Haliburton middle men in Kuwait.

  27. 27. The United Colors Of Racism | September 28th, 2006 at 7:16 pm

    A shawerma should suffice for these guys!

  28. 28. Rafeek | October 13th, 2007 at 7:21 am



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