Top Ten Jackson Jokes
According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. — you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
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2 Comments, add your own...
1. Shopaholic Q8eya | June 16th, 2005 at 6:02 pm
LOL my fav is the Boyz II men one and oh the nose one ;P
2. Mahmood Al-Yousif | June 18th, 2005 at 11:13 pm
When does Michael Jackson know it’s bed time? When the little hand touches the big hand!
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