Death by Fart
OMG I think I am going to die. Geo my dog just farted twice in a row in the living room where I am sitting and now it really stinks. I am breathing through my mouth from under the blanket and I can still smell his fart. Its really a killer-fart, I swear I am going to pass out before I can finish this post!
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Mar 12, 2006
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17 Comments, add your own...
1. Marzouq | March 12th, 2006 at 11:55 am
hahahahahahahahaa… people looked into my office at work! hahahaha this is god damn funny! Geo is my type of dog! Damn what have you been feeding him!
2. rampurple | March 12th, 2006 at 11:55 am
what are u feeding him?!
3. q8techdrive | March 12th, 2006 at 11:58 am
dogs fart! ohh that a new knowledge for me!
4. Marzouq | March 12th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Is it because of the raw meat diet? lool
I am just imagining Geo with green fumes exiting his rear.. why is this image in my head I dont know!!
5. fadibou | March 12th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
it must be the food mark, give him a break and feed him boiled meat for a change
6. rehan | March 12th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Mark, I guess you are feeding him too much that is one reason why he may be farting too much .try vegetables too on him besides meat.
7. Mark | March 12th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
its not the raw meat, my old dog used to fart also and he used to eat canned food. boiled meat is useless for the dog, you kill all the proteins in the meat and its not healthy for the dog.
rehan i might be feeding him too much since he eats half a kilo of meat or a whole chicken per meal. but i cant cut down his food since he is till growing now. he hates vegetables its the only thing in his diet he is missing thats why he is taking vitamins to counter the lack of vegetable. other then that he is getting all his carbs from rice, his fiber from brown toast, his stomach enzymes from yogurt, his calcium from cottage cheese, etc..
8. Pearls | March 12th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Lol maybe you’re feeding him too much dairy food or probably he’s constipated.
Give him more fluids. With his vet’s okay, try Disflatyl drops for the gas and any laxative for the constipation.
9. snookie | March 12th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
did you actually hear it? :D haha
10. Pearls | March 12th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
And btw Mark, do you own a dog car-seat for Geo?
11. Mark | March 12th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
nope it was a silent killer.
pearls no i dont, i just put him in the back of the wrangler when we go out.
12. forzaq8 | March 12th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
if you saw the last mythbusters episode they talked about flatulence
13. ananyah | March 12th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
lol poor geo…. your gonna hurt his feelings!
but yah maybe it is his food, maybe he’s eating way to much
14. rehan | March 13th, 2006 at 4:15 am
mark, he needs to exercise more. we have a dog in our neighborhood. I make the dog several times whenever i come across him.
15. rehan | March 13th, 2006 at 4:16 am
I mean the problem is you guys live in an apartment. If u lived in a villa or an open house,then this situation would not have been encountered
16. iDip | March 30th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Mark, check this out:
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/top/dogone-dog-fart-neutralizing-thong-163833.php
17. Mark | March 30th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
lol thats so silly
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