Ministry of Video Games
I just found out that there are three people (2 guys 1 girl) at the ministry who’s job is to test video games all day. They play every game that needs to be brought into Kuwait to make sure they don’t contain anything illegal like nudity.
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Apr 22, 2009
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1. AIC | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I Have just resigned!!!
2. Camil | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
i wonder what their job description is ?!?
3. CIO | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Is there any vacancies!!!?
4. MAK | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Getting paid 4 playing video games…….
coooll!!!!!!!!!
5. K5 | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Where do you apply? that would be the perfect Part-Time Job.
6. Anonymous | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
ana laish ga3ed adris?
7. Unknown | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Borin! gets robotic and mundane after a while!
8. Mathai | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
what if they cant get beyond a certain level and there might be some nudity or adult stuff on that level ? :P
9. nyx | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Mark this department is under the Ministry of Moral Guidance and Preventon of Vice. They arent a 3 member team – way more than your defined / given number and they arent limited to video games only!!!
10. Mark | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
just means they take longer to release the games.
11. Mark | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
nyx: I know the post title was supposed to be funny. There are a lot of people under the department of moral guidance and prevention of vice but i was told only 3 are responsible for trying out the games.
12. nyx | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Do-h!! Knew you were being funny; I was being more in-depth!
13. Mathai | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
therefore our access to new video games depends on a government employee’s skill level ??
but it might work if they hire pro gamers :P
14. Saud | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
do they have a dep for DVDs? i can spend all my day watching movies ;p
15. 3azeez | April 22nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I lost all hope in my country, most of its people are corrupt, and they are making it even worse.
Allah laisami7hom.
16. suspic | April 22nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
A nerd’s wet dream?
I hope they’re not old, 40 year old, thick mustached guys in a ghitra. =O
17. 3azeez | April 22nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
More seriously though…
Since when is the job of a government office/ministry is to baby sit the citizens? why do the government of Kuwait insist on treating its citizens as underage kids who were not raised and need raising?
Everyone have parents to raise us and tell us what is right and what is wrong. It is the parents responsibility to insure that their kids don’t get exposed to bad stuff. You can not force all people to follow one person’s opinion. If you think bekini is bad, others think its alright.. if you think nikab is right, other think its wrong.
There is no set of standards that we can all follow. Sure we are Muslim Kuwaitis… but there is individuality and personality. Even animals – which represent God’s order for community – have that thing.
It saddens me to see my country is advancing backwards. :(
18. 3azeez | April 22nd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
suspic, I know one of them, he’s 25…
19. Razaldo | April 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Do they also leave at 2 pm like all the other ppl working in the ministry ? :P
20. Labeeb | April 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I know a guy whose job is watching movies to report nudity and adult content.
21. krew | April 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
is it illegal to have nudity? if so why?
22. punky | April 22nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
mathai – nice one!
23. FAMAJAH | April 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
In a related story, Rihab Complex shuts down completely after no new games in the past decade have entered the country. The Islamic Republic of Kuwait brands all of the American (satanic) games as “shurk akbar” or “shurk asghar”, even going so far as to say, “These instruments of darkness are forbidden! Our youth have been corrupted solely by these paperless stories of Judaism! Israel has put the world up to this to set the stage for the Muslim downfall! This is the Jews’ fault!”
I’m FAMAJAH for EXTREMIST NEWS,
and may God guide you through your days in peace.
P.S: I love my country and all, but this is just going too far. and let’s hope what I just said wouldn’t be a reality :P
24. q8shadow | April 22nd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
O boy they better not make them known or they will immediately be marked.
25. Shoxin | April 22nd, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I suspect they do a lot of overtime work >_>
26. ion.k | April 22nd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I have a question: why are these assigned personnel allowed to view nudity & violence, while other people are not? Do they have some kind of immunity? My point is, to know where a dirty scene begins and ends, and to be able to cut it, they have to see it.
27. crooger | April 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
old news guys , i’ve been in there , actully 2 indians , male and a female and an egyptian , they acclaim to finish a game fully in order to license it , which is B/S . also i saw thier archive , i’d say it’s lke a small confrense room to tell the truth.
they had most of the consoles that are presently being played.
28. crooger | April 22nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
BTW , They license the game in a day or 2 more likely ,because the importer would shave thier asses in ‘n’ out! if they didn’t release the game in time . therefore , i don’t think they will ever finish a single game. if they were , how come resident evil came out so quickly?? even before release day??
29. M3T4L | April 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
There is no way in hell that 3 guys wud keep up with all the games with all the different versions for different consoles, and the add-on packs, and the easter eggs, no matter how nerdy they are .. DON’T even try to convince me otherwise. Not even a 100 wud do.
Plus you can always rip the games off from torrents, both “legal” and “illegal” ones, u can even download them after u buy them officially if u’d like, so this whole thing is silly, just a waste of 3 more salaries.
I can’t say that they do seem to have the dream job of most of our readers here, me included, but if they were only beta testers for under development games, and if they had an opinion on the story line or hints to make the game run quicker and better, now such a position is a dream job for me :P
30. Holla | April 22nd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I want to become their Kuwaiti supervisor and take the games home. Do i apply through the Diwan?
31. Geek25 | April 22nd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
misakeeen.. they must be fat, playing games and eating.
32. eleventhst | April 22nd, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I want their job!! it def beats doing financial analysis and research!!
33. Abid | April 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
“My point is, to know where a dirty scene begins and ends, and to be able to cut it, they have to see it.”
The idea is that the fewer people that see it, the better.
34. Abid | April 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Also this article was on Digg a while ago: http://www.gunslot.com/blog/video-game-testers-truth-behind-job
About how being a video game tester (or in this case video game censor-er) would not be the dream job people think it is.
35. Fiddler on the Roof | April 22nd, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Now if they have a similar slot for screening books I am totally game.
Imagine I can get to read everything I don’t want others to read. Greedy greedy :)
36. OwaikeO | April 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
The ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board) on every single game exactly specifies what the game contains, I don’t see how this is made into a job.
37. Zuno | April 22nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
niiiiceeeeeeeeeeee!
38. wi-fi | April 22nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
emmm .. amazon.com ?
39. Zuno | April 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
lol bel ‘6abt
40. A.f | April 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
and they banned the sims 3…THEY SUCK!!
41. MBH | April 22nd, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Those morons held up my Command & Conquer: Tiberium Wars DVD when I ordered it from Amazon.
How stupid can you be for inspecting a classic war strategy game for nudity?
I hate those morons.
I went there to their building and saw many women in a huge office just sitting there chatting, drinking tea & smoking shisha!
5oosh she’3el..
42. mba | April 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 am
their qualification must be CPGT :certified public game tester!!
they should have some ethics to protect public interest as well. e.g. they should not accept bonus lives or scores so no one could presume they have conflict of interest.
43. q8dizer | April 23rd, 2009 at 3:18 am
farewell God of War III :(
44. Feras | April 23rd, 2009 at 7:53 am
i wonder how GTA made it through, apparently no one is showin up for work, even tho it doesn’t have nudity, but that shit is borderline and i know there have been movies/games that have been censored/banned for less…
45. Daddy's Girl | April 23rd, 2009 at 8:19 am
hmmmm
do they accept new employees there?
46. TweeZ | April 23rd, 2009 at 9:22 am
this has nothing to do with the government or any ministry. But it has a lot to do with the MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT that you choose. The department of moral guidance and prevention of vice is made by the previous parliament thanks to the people you elected.
In order for this tend to stop you need to vote. Not just vote, but vote RIGHT! or else you have nobody else to blame but yourselves.
47. flux | April 23rd, 2009 at 9:25 am
9a7, he’s right
48. jayson | April 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
You hit it right TweeZ!
Do they have dept also for DVDs viewing with free pizza & drinks? This is the dream job for me, so what’s the requirements? :)
49. Bashar | April 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Do they get paid overtime to cover all the piles of unplayed game?
Sounds kinda weird though. What’s the use of the Ranking on the game box? It states if game has nudity.
50. KuwaitSee | April 25th, 2009 at 2:28 am
man….must be suck to have video games as your actual job…not a hobby
51. mr.kuwaiti | April 26th, 2009 at 12:59 am
that’s weird games here are released before the US, plus many contain nudity..
52. Mark | April 26th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Mr Kuwaiti: true, but those games you’re talking about are the ones sold at Rihab. Proper stores like Sony, Virgin, Alghanim, Carrefour, Barou etc.. import games legally and so they need to go through proper channels.
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