Halal Search Engine

I am not sure if this site is supposed to be humorous or serious but its funny anyways. I’m Halal is a search engine that only shows you Halal results. So if you try to search for sex, pork, beer etc.. you will not get a result. Try it! [Link]


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  1. Ramez says:

    lol
    I searched for fuck and the result was:

    Oops! Your search inquiry has a Haram level of 3 out of 3! I would like to advise you to change your search terms and try again.

  2. lmp says:

    try playboy & play boy (a space between play & boy)

  3. curlysue says:

    I searched for FRIZZANTINO- a white Italina wine and got this :

    Sparkling wine – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Sparkling wine. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Frizzantino) … The carbon dioxide may result from natural fermentation, (either in a …
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frizzantino ”

    So it ain’t THAT halal…….lol

  4. desertsky says:

    I searched for ‘abusing your maid’,'using wasta’ and ‘driving like a maniac’ and it all showed up as Haram level 3 out of 3.

  5. [...] مارك كتب عن محرك بحث فيما يبدو اسلامي حيث يمنع و(يفلتر) علميات البحث المشبوهة (حلوة المشبوهة) .. حاولت البحث عن شيء اسلامي او له علاقة بالاسلام .. انظرا ماذا كانت النتيجة ؟ [...]

  6. Well says:

    Frankom,
    It says that on any image search – so it’s not only osama bin ladin.

    Anyway Mark,

    I types in “248am b sides” to see if you are “ok” in “their” eyes. No worries, you’re safe buddy.

  7. TweeZ says:

    uh-oh, now Google has some new competition……..NOT!

  8. curlysue says:

    Type in prosciutto and they give a lovely description of Italian cured ham……………

  9. ariston says:

    I’m trying to search johnny walker… the #1 result is johnnie walker :)

  10. TanGo says:

    i wonder who pays for such #@$%ies

  11. 3azeez says:

    it just gave me this in the image results…
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3750883738_88e84b0334.jpg

    HAWT.

  12. abercrombie and fitch;D says:

    the new google, li a97ab ildishdasha ilmga9mila wa illi7ya il6uweella!:D

  13. itsallg000d says:

    I’ve heard of this search engine … Have you heard of Koogle! it’s kosher version of Google called Koogle. We posted about it sometime back http://www.360dewan.com/?p=391

    We guessed that the Halal version would be called Hoogle, but it’s not :)

  14. Mathai says:

    I was looking for a pet cat and it said ‘pussy’ is level 2 haram. Next I tried a female dog and it says I have to change my search term coz bitch is level 3 ! :P

  15. Explorer says:

    bizne$$

  16. haa1988 says:

    britney: 1/3

  17. haa1988 says:

    beyonce is fine

  18. Holla says:

    It looks like the image search is the “loose” “girl” in the family heheheh: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2787008744_242808d4a1.jpg

  19. suzan says:

    I searched for California wine and got numerous links to California wine sites ranging from Wikipedia to discover wine, California wine events etc. Lets see if they catch on

  20. moe says:

    I dont understand why every one is trying to prove it doesnt work. as if the guy bothered you by his halal idea.

    remember its still in beta testing and to work as it should it needs 2-3 years of input. just like any other search engine.


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