Halal Search Engine
I am not sure if this site is supposed to be humorous or serious but its funny anyways. I’m Halal is a search engine that only shows you Halal results. So if you try to search for sex, pork, beer etc.. you will not get a result. Try it! [Link]
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Sep 8, 2009


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1. Ramez | September 8th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
lol
I searched for fuck and the result was:
Oops! Your search inquiry has a Haram level of 3 out of 3! I would like to advise you to change your search terms and try again.
2. lmp | September 8th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
try playboy & play boy (a space between play & boy)
3. curlysue | September 8th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I searched for FRIZZANTINO- a white Italina wine and got this :
”
Sparkling wine – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sparkling wine. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Frizzantino) … The carbon dioxide may result from natural fermentation, (either in a …
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frizzantino ”
So it ain’t THAT halal…….lol
4. desertsky | September 8th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I searched for ‘abusing your maid’,'using wasta’ and ‘driving like a maniac’ and it all showed up as Haram level 3 out of 3.
6. Frankom | September 8th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Yeah ! better check this out
http://www.frankom.com/?p=6527
7. Well | September 8th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Frankom,
It says that on any image search – so it’s not only osama bin ladin.
Anyway Mark,
I types in “248am b sides” to see if you are “ok” in “their” eyes. No worries, you’re safe buddy.
8. TweeZ | September 8th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
uh-oh, now Google has some new competition……..NOT!
9. curlysue | September 8th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Type in prosciutto and they give a lovely description of Italian cured ham……………
10. ariston | September 8th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I’m trying to search johnny walker… the #1 result is johnnie walker :)
11. TanGo | September 8th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
i wonder who pays for such #@$%ies
12. 3azeez | September 8th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
it just gave me this in the image results…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/3750883738_88e84b0334.jpg
HAWT.
13. lensman | September 8th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
@ azeez LOL!!!
14. abercrombie and fitch;D | September 8th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
the new google, li a97ab ildishdasha ilmga9mila wa illi7ya il6uweella!:D
15. itsallg000d | September 8th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I’ve heard of this search engine … Have you heard of Koogle! it’s kosher version of Google called Koogle. We posted about it sometime back http://www.360dewan.com/?p=391
We guessed that the Halal version would be called Hoogle, but it’s not :)
16. Mathai | September 8th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I was looking for a pet cat and it said ‘pussy’ is level 2 haram. Next I tried a female dog and it says I have to change my search term coz bitch is level 3 ! :P
17. Explorer | September 9th, 2009 at 12:23 am
bizne$$
18. haa1988 | September 9th, 2009 at 2:31 am
britney: 1/3
19. haa1988 | September 9th, 2009 at 2:34 am
beyonce is fine
20. Holla | September 9th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
It looks like the image search is the “loose” “girl” in the family heheheh: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2787008744_242808d4a1.jpg
21. suzan | September 9th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
I searched for California wine and got numerous links to California wine sites ranging from Wikipedia to discover wine, California wine events etc. Lets see if they catch on
22. moe | September 12th, 2009 at 9:24 am
I dont understand why every one is trying to prove it doesnt work. as if the guy bothered you by his halal idea.
remember its still in beta testing and to work as it should it needs 2-3 years of input. just like any other search engine.
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