Comments on: Hamster Going Nuts

By: 2:48AM [The B-Sides] » Minus Zero

2:48AM [The B-Sides] » Minus Zero — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 19:20:46 +0000

[...] Due to his failure in fulfilling his hamster duties, me and Mark just decided to steal our lazy hamster’s name (Zero) and call him Minus instead. On the other hand we will be calling our new dog our hamsters “old” name, Zero. Due to the fact the dog breeder can only register the dog if its name starts with E, our dogs documents will say eZero not Zero. Thank you to everyone who helped in naming our puppy. [...]

By: Kthekuwaiti

Kthekuwaiti — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:19:43 +0000

Only Dolphins and Humans have sex for pleasure .. removing his stuff is going to make him one useless hamster.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 14:41:02 +0000

lol yeah no way i am gonna get him a sex partner unless there is a way i can neuter a hamster then they can fuck all day long and not have any kids..

By: fadibou

fadibou — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 14:37:05 +0000

don’t get him a female, those creatures are sex addicts and before you know it, you’ll have 50 or more hams running around, and they sure put a damn ka sutra show in a big cage like that.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:58:43 +0000

I do have the hamster ball and i actually put him in it yesterday to try and get him tired. figured if he is tired he wouldnt try to escape.. didnt work lol

By: holla

holla — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:56:06 +0000

get him one of those plastic trap balls. i used to have hamsters and they loved to roll around in them. i miss my hamster, they don’t live long :(

By: arablondoner

arablondoner — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:57:59 +0000

find him a hamstress!

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:44:52 +0000

Yesterday night after I posted I started watching him and he was going crazy trying to escape from his cage. Maybe all this space is freaking him out. I mean if I lived in a large mansion all alone I would be scared, maybe he is feeling the same way lol.

By: Nothingologist

Nothingologist — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:34:41 +0000

He’s probably unsure of whether the new living space is actually his or if it belongs to another hamster. Give him time.

By: Kuwaiti Mal Awal

Kuwaiti Mal Awal — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 20:16:58 +0000

Dog thing might be right… or might be adjusting to the new surroundings/habitat.

By: vanou

vanou — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 19:25:56 +0000

It’s all the talk about getting a dog, it got to him…