Kuwait Celebration Tips for Newbies

I am not good at this but maybe some of you readers could help out. I want to make put together a (funny) list of tips for people who will be spending their first Kuwait National Day and Liberation Day in Kuwait. Something like David Letterman’s Top 10 list. Here are some bad examples I just thought of:
- Do not leave your house.
- Don’t make eye contact with someone with a foam can.
- If you are driving on the Gulf road, keep your windows closed and your doors locked.
blah blah etc.. Can anyone with a better sense of humor help out? Leave a comment and if its good will add it to the list.
If you have any tips for people who will be spending their first Kuwait National Day and Liberation Day in Kuwait, post it in the comments below.
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30 Comments, add your own...
1. Marko | February 22nd, 2006 at 4:45 pm
what do u think of this…
* If you can afford to buy a ticket to any destination, do it and get out of here ;)
2. Mark | February 22nd, 2006 at 4:46 pm
lol yeah stuff like that
3. Nonaw | February 22nd, 2006 at 4:48 pm
- stay AWAY from the trucks with children.
- always stay in the middle in the gulf roud.
- Dont YOU EVER Smile to a kid your telling him “COME AND GET IT”
Well my reall advice “STAY AWAY FROM THE GULF ROAD” :/
one time some guys open our car’s door and got me on the street and “SHSHSHHHHHHHHSHS” i was like a hill of foam… So LUCKUP YOU CARS
*screams and runs to the corner and crys*
LMAO
4. fadibou | February 22nd, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Get 2 story bus. Sit on top with a load of foam. And hammer them
5. bo9agr | February 22nd, 2006 at 5:05 pm
a correction for tip#3 : Don’t go on Gulf Road !!!
- if you have to be there , wear a helmet , gloves and safety shoes .
6. Lost | February 22nd, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Shucks…………….
Its my first time in kuwait was quite looking forward to the holidays :)
Whats really happens during the celebrations??
wots with the foam?
7. Mark | February 22nd, 2006 at 5:41 pm
lol thats exactly why i want to post this up before the holidays.
8. Tinkerbell | February 22nd, 2006 at 5:50 pm
25th – 26th Feb ’06 FETE DU FOAM
Thinking about scraping those bugs off your windshield? Wish someone else would do it? Take a ride through the Gulf Road and see how it makes your car shine. … the convenience of an automated car wash is growing in popularity, exterior rollover car washes are blah blah blah , the car-wash equipment moves over your car in forms of, well, children and late bloomers in the maturity department…
Coming soon world’s largest automated car wash!
Listen to this to get into the mood.. enjoy J :
http://www.musicremedy.com/audio/index.cfm?FuseAction=ShowAudio&AudioId=2018
9. Marzouq | February 22nd, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Stay away from the Supersoakers!
These supersoakers might have piss or coke in em! And they burn your eyes!
Wear Goggles! Big Goggles!
have a paint ball gun ready and waiting!
Running over people when necessary is an option!
Girls if you’ve never learned how to hit before.. then you do now! Just punch the guy in the face if he opens your door (cuz you forget to lock it)
Also these are not children.. they are evil midgets ready to attack! they will drown you in foam if you give them the chance!
10. Lost | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:14 pm
okay so does any one know how thses foam fights started?
11. Nonaw | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Marzouq: punch him in the face? isn’t that ouchi? Well he deserve it ;P
YEAH EVIL MIDGETS, STUPID MIDGETS
12. Meshoo | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:21 pm
my birthday is Feb. 25th…I almost forgot how good it is to hang out at a resturant and have a B day celbration with friends cause im afraid to go on the gulf road….recently, I have spent my birthdays at the gym
it SUCKS ass
13. Purgatory | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:24 pm
This would be a good chance for you to show the world how you can be a real cop, and keep the peace, so go ahead, give back to kuwait on its national day, make us proud, make them RESPECY YOUR AUTHORITY!
14. Marzouq | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:24 pm
yeah it was back in the day.. after the gulf war.. everyone was so happy.. that we did everything to party!
They started as people driving down the street with music going and flags flying! It used to be a family event! Then some people brought some foam cans and more kids wanted foam cans and string cans! And everyone spraying the other laughing.. then some of these kids grew up and still did it..
And it mutated to what it is today!!
15. Marzouq | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Nonaw:
let me tell you something.. when they are spraying you .. you will be soooo pissed you wanted to smack them soo damn hard.. plz remember my comment when someone sprays you and you didnt want to be sprayed! Its going to be crazy! Just so you know! lol
16. Marzouq | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:26 pm
hahahaha Purg I think Mark would be destroyed by these kids!
17. Lost | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:32 pm
hmm so what started out as fun…….got out of hand ,got the picture
18. Marzouq | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:33 pm
pretty much! It used to be cool and sensible! Back in the day no one would open anyone’s door.. but if your window was open you were asking for it.. hhehehe
19. Thamer | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Grow a beard and carry a baseball bat around you.
20. Lost | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Hmmm…………its a bit lke the Holi celebrations in india ,Its supposed to be a festival of color.
Which means for a couple of days you are targeted with color filled balloon,and water and all.
Just walking out of your house wud make u a target.
21. Mark | February 22nd, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Well its important to know that along the Gulf Road there are certain “hotspots”. These are locations where kids and teenagers usually hang out on the side of the road with foam cans ready to spray any car that passes by. The major hotspots are infront of Shaab Park, Sultan Center, McDonalds and TGIF.
22. Tinkerbell | February 22nd, 2006 at 7:17 pm
1.Do not leave your house after 4pm, only in a case of emergency. Think of it as the day you finally get the time to organize your dvds or books.
2.If you do go out, avoid the Gulf Road and the Second Ring Road at all costs.
3.If you’re ordering in, order 2 hours before the time you actually plan to eat. The roads will be blocked, especially in Salmiya.
4.Be careful keep your doors locked and don’t even crack the windows.
5.Drive safely if you do go out and buckle up.
And…*drums*… for the wild at heart…
If you are up to the challenge of going through the gulf road at the peak hours from 8 to 10 you will need:
1-goggles
2-3 to 4 towels
3-a wet suit
4-a can to pee in(traffic is impossible)
5-3 big water bottles(to clean your windshield when the attackers are on a break, you get approximately 4.5 seconds max)
6-extra tshirts
7-good music
8-a friend who’s a good listener(you might get the sudden urge to open up to someone)
9-covers for your phone, ipod, and anything you wouldn’t want to get wet.
10-tic tacs just incase you never get out of there and decide to repopulate the planet.
Good Luck and tell us how it goes!
23. baziz | February 22nd, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Call the A-Team
24. Marzouq | February 22nd, 2006 at 8:05 pm
I say just call Jack Bauer and he cant take care of everyone!
25. holla | February 22nd, 2006 at 8:15 pm
jack a securior armoured car and start running into other cars and over kids. once you get cornered blow yourself up allah akbar stylee for maximum deathtoll points. it will be will one unforgettable ind/lib day :D
26. holla | February 22nd, 2006 at 8:17 pm
oh and make sure you have big pics of the amir n sheikh sabah on either side of your car and bigg kuwaiti flag on the roof.
27. tj | February 22nd, 2006 at 10:46 pm
25. holla | February 22nd, 2006 at 8:15 pm
jack a securior armoured car and start running into other cars and over kids. once you get cornered blow yourself up allah akbar stylee for maximum deathtoll points. it will be will one unforgettable ind/lib day
I GOTTA SAY THAT IS ONE CLASS POST!!
28. Marzouq | February 23rd, 2006 at 1:24 am
Jack is your man!
29. Mark | February 23rd, 2006 at 11:15 am
Jack Baur would get his ass kicked by the local kids here.
30. Marzouq | February 23rd, 2006 at 11:40 am
Mark thats Blasphemous! O_O
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