The race is on
There is a 50 meter running race thats been organized by a few of us here at my agency. I don’t know who’s idea it was but its a silly idea that everyone went a long with for the fuck of it. We will be 6 guys of various sizes and fitness competing in this race. I think I am the most unfit one between them all but I am the tallest between them. Back in elementary and middle school I used to be the fastest 50 meter runner (I have the cups and medals to prove it!) so I have experience or something. The location of the race is unknown but the timing is sometime today. I still think I am fast like I was when I was a kid so I believe I should kick everyones ass… or at-least try my best not to come out last. It should be fun.
Update: At the start of our lunch break we all headed down to the underground parking across the street. We decided we would race from one walk to the other wall on the opposite side. I fucking came last two times out of two races! I guess its a good thing, I used to think I was still as fast as I used to be and now I know I am not. It was an awakening.
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12 Comments, add your own...
1. nibaq | March 26th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Well you are the only one who doesn’t smoke. I suggest you try to get them all to smoke more before the race. Since the 50m and 100m is a very aerobic thing. Your muscles use mostly the oxygen that is already in your system for that quick burst of energy. So do some breathing exercises before hand.
Oh and cheat, like tie thier shoe laces or start kicking them in the knees. That always works.
2. Mark | March 26th, 2006 at 10:37 am
i will probably cheat like drop them off at the wrong location and then just run by myself or something
3. Pearls | March 26th, 2006 at 10:38 am
lol, I hope you win.
4. The Stallion | March 26th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Good luck! Let Geo join in on the fun as well!
5. KtheKuwaiti | March 26th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Where is said race going to take place .. Its worth leaving work for!
6. NeO | March 26th, 2006 at 11:04 am
remember the race that jerry (seinfeld) organized with his old friend..when they couldnt agree who won the school race or something like that!?!?
7. Mark | March 26th, 2006 at 11:09 am
lol yeah, its going to be the same
8. holla | March 26th, 2006 at 11:21 am
are there any blizzack ppl at your work? heheh
9. Purgatory | March 26th, 2006 at 11:31 am
Run naked, saves you time.
10. is7aq | March 26th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
you run like a bear
11. Mark | March 26th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
i wish
12. holla | March 26th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
oh shit i read in al watan or sum shit that sha3bulla gonna be in this race! man he’s 85kilos leaner or something and he is cumming to punish the pac-10!!!
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