Top Ten Pick Up Lines for a Hizbullah
10. Thats some Katyusha you got there, whats your name ?
9. Didn’t sub7i Tufaili introduce us at a cocktail party once?
8. I’m bored, wanna burn an isreali flag ?
7. I just opened my own 100 dollar bill counterfeiting press in the bekaa and I’m celebrating at a mosque downtown…wanna come ?
6. Is that bomb belt made by Max Mullah ?
5. you have sexy eyelashes… I love your burqa, is that real goat hair
4. What are you doing for ashoura? theres a big party at hassounas, wanna bang heads together?
3. If I give your dad three bags of manure and a camel, will you be mine?
2. You should see my getaway love shack in shebaa
1. How about you and I, tonight in a star filled sky, with the sounds of chirping cacidas and the wind carressing our toes in our she77attas, we could choose the finest stones and throw them at isreal, how about it… your slingshot or mine ?
By Naycola
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