Did you know..

1- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it)

3- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

4- A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

5- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy) (I’m still not over the pig)

6- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

7- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. What the….”)

8- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

9- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

10- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life … quality over quantity.)

11- Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

12- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

13- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

14- Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing…)

15- A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

16- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17- Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

18- Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew…? Who cares!)

19- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?)